Oh there goes gravity
-Eminem
Lexophiles (lovers of words) - 3rd installment

<sub>31. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

32. She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.

33. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.

34. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

35. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

36. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

37. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

38. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

39. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

40. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head.'</sub>


I am back ! And I have been waiting for this moment for a long time, an "i am back journal" which means something other than I'm back from being idle for a while ! This is an "I am back" from a location entry yes indeed!

I went camping way upstate in the good old New York (oxymoron ) It wasn't too eventful I have to say, I'm looking forward to going to Canada more obviously. I heard a lot about our planned trip during camping so it got me a bit hyped up.

In other news; I have been a bit of a hermit and not done anything productive in life for a while (the camping trip did wake me up a bit though.) I'm getting my drivers permit hopefully this week, I started watching bones, and I went back to my traditional video-game playing :].

But most importantly; happy (belated) fourth of July!!!!



what have I missed from your lives?


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